i need to get a real job so i can stop crying over expensive lingerie and start crying in expensive lingerie
Yesterday you told [my daughter] you loved her hair. And she wears extensions, and this girl tweeted ‘it’s not even your hair’. She was crying all the way home.
P: I wear extensions, this ain’t mine. I have thin hair. Don’t worry about it. x
Unsure of how to confess your love to someone? Try this:
- Acquire several dozen limes.
- Go up to them and then drop all the limes.
- Start picking them up, but keep dropping them. The clumsier you look the better.
- Keep doing this until you have their attention (this could take up to thirty minutes).
- Finally gather up the limes. Try looking a bit sheepish.
- Look them deeply in the eyes and say, “Sorry. I’m bad at Pickup Limes.”
- Marry them.
Rear Window - Alfred Hitchcock, 1954